I am incredibly sorry if I have offended you by any of my actions, or lack of interest. I am sure that if you came over to my crib, we would get along beautifully. Maybe you could scratch the eyes out of that annoying feline that I have to deal with on a daily basis? I think it's name is Sam?
Hi Gia! I wish we could be friends, but you don't like for me to get too close. I want to be a dog just like you. You're my hero.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Bobby the Cat
Dear Bob,
ReplyDeleteI am incredibly sorry if I have offended you by any of my actions, or lack of interest. I am sure that if you came over to my crib, we would get along beautifully. Maybe you could scratch the eyes out of that annoying feline that I have to deal with on a daily basis? I think it's name is Sam?
Love,
Gia
p.s. Can we be pen pals?